Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

there are only a couple of days left to vote on my #SXSW panel featuring @hak5darren: http://t.co/9dUqW7K

Sometimes you get the progress bar. Sometimes the progress bar gets you.

“What would I do? I’d shut [HP] down and give the money back to the shareholders.”

Hurricane last-minute shopping crowds are vastly different at Sam’s Club and Whole Foods.
#needveganchocolatemousse

Hm. The first glass of this wine was pretty bad.

But the shecond wasnn too bad.

Now the fourff. Awesmmm.

Wine goood.

Hurricane? Hm?

Just had the strangest “Greg the Bunny” flashback.

Bla.

Wait. @stephenfry and Hugh Laurie had a sketch comedy show? Why wasn’t I informed?

To Netflix!

Kids should be more like they are on sitcoms. You meet them on a special two-part episode, then they disappear until the holiday show.

Even now, I’m reminded of Gaddafi’s humility. Never promoted himself past colonel.

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