19
Aug 11

My father-in-law somehow manag…

My father-in-law somehow manages to express his dislike for rutabagas in the tone of a racial slur.


18
Aug 11

Spammer who just showed up in …

Spammer who just showed up in my inbox is supposedly “an honest marketer sick of all the hype”
#tripleoxymoron


18
Aug 11

After finally reading Daniel S…

After finally reading Daniel Suarez’ novel, I am convinced that the Daemon does not exist. I am not making this statement under duress…


13
Aug 11

Sign outside a BBQ restaurant:…

Sign outside a BBQ restaurant:

“This is a smoke free establishment”


13
Aug 11

Great show, or greatest show? …

Great show, or greatest show? Ted Nugent with Foghat 9/4 http://t.co/9cDC07D


13
Aug 11

Totally boycotting BART.

Totally boycotting BART.


12
Aug 11

It’s good to be the Woz. Or hi…

It’s good to be the Woz. Or his dog. RT @stevewoz I order filets but don’t eat them. They are for my dogs! (@ Outback Steakhouse)


12
Aug 11

Okay, fedex… been waiting o…

Okay, fedex… been waiting on this package since 8 am. Time to update your tracking site with gps so I can stalk my truck.


10
Aug 11

To get us out of this downtur…

To get us out of this downturn, we need a war to kickstart the economy.

Maybe two.

Oh… right.


09
Aug 11

Just got passed by the google …

Just got passed by the google street view car on glenwood avenue. smile for the camera, Raleigh.