09
Aug 11

Mowed the lawn this morning, s…

Mowed the lawn this morning, sweating buckets the whole time.

Now, what am I supposed to do with all of these buckets?


08
Aug 11

For some reason, I have “Rappe…

For some reason, I have “Rappers Delight” stuck in my head. #isaidhiphophippiethehippiethehiphiphopandyoudontstop


05
Aug 11

seriously? your application ha…

seriously? your application has a place to put in a URL, but won’t let me copy and paste one?


03
Aug 11

Today, for the first time in m…

Today, for the first time in my adult life, I rode a bike.


03
Aug 11

The currency of the future wil…

The currency of the future will not be euros or bitcoins but final cut pro serial numbers.


02
Aug 11

In order to prevent my wife re…

In order to prevent my wife reading depressing news, I’m going to try redirecting cnn.com to icanhascheezburger at our router.


01
Aug 11

Burning bridges and dancing in…

Burning bridges and dancing in the ashes.