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No call from #KevinThompson yet today. Maybe he caught on to me. Really hoping for another day of leading him along.

Phone number is in Jamaica, by the way. Looked it up – the whole exchange is flagged as scammers on some sites. #KevinThompson

Trying to record some conversations with KT. Here he is giving me his phone number to call back: http://t.co/1pVX81XY #KevinThompson

The second call ends. I’m to send $299 via Western Union to “Betty” in Fla. He will call back later to check on the xfer. #KevinThompson

“Kevin” repeatedly assures me that the lottery is “100% legimat (sic)” and he is a “man of God”.
#KevinThompson

Kevin Thompson is a “man of my word. A man of God.”

Totally trustworthy.
#KevinThompson

So far, if I send $299 to a merchant bank in Fla, the company HQ in Calif will send me $310mil a Mercedes and a Range Rover. #KevinThompson

The longer I keep the scammeron the line, the fewer calls he can make today. #KevinThompson

Currently on the phone with “Kevin Thompson” a scammer who thinks I’m going to send him money for a lottery processing fee. Suggestions?

Remember, kids: if you can’t open it, you don’t own it.

That is, unless you also own a dremel.