Dear Universe,
Can today not be one if “those” days? Please?
Monthly Archives: January 2012
11
Jan 12
Since my iPod was recalled, I’…
Since my iPod was recalled, I’ve been listening to a lot of radio in my car.
Damn, I want my iPod back.
11
Jan 12
Now, I’m not that big a fan of guns, and target shooting isn’t my favorite way to relax, but a fe…
Now, I'm not that big a fan of guns, and target shooting isn't my favorite way to relax, but a few of these would certainly make it more entertaining than shooting clays.
Bleeding Zombie Target Dummies: Essential Apocalypse Preparedness [Guns]
Shooting paper targets will improve your aim, but they don't quite capture the experience of emptying a shotgun into a zombie's chest. Not like these lifelike—or should I say undeadlike—zombie targets that bleed like real flesh. More »
07
Jan 12
Another sentence I never thoug…
Another sentence I never thought I’d say:
“What happened to Mr. Potato Head’s other arm?”
06
Jan 12
The essential problem with sup…
The essential problem with supporting any political party is that they are all made up of politicians.
05
Jan 12
Once again, Radio Shack has le…
Once again, Radio Shack has let me down. Raleigh peeps : is there a hobby/electronics store with a better parts catalogue?
03
Jan 12
Child: I want n! Me: [offers c…
Child: I want n!
Me: [offers child n]
C: No! Don’t want n!
Me: [removes n]
C: Want n!
Repeat for all values of n. Every day. Forever.
02
Jan 12
If you just called me, I didn’…
If you just called me, I didn’t answer because the caller ID said “Phone Scam” http://t.co/T9Lu01bq
01
Jan 12
I resolve that in 2012 I will …
I resolve that in 2012 I will drink more, take up smoking, and treat people in my life worse than ever.
#resolutionstobreak