Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

If you’re watching the #sxsw #techkaraoke live stream, you’ll want to mute it for a while. I’m up soon, singing Elvis.

Dang. Now, I smell barbeque everywhere I go.

Wait. I’m in Austin. There *is* barbeque everywhere I go. #sxsw

Though I may never have the chance to go there, I’m encouraged by the fact that a place like the MIT Media Lab exists. #sxmedialab

http://t.co/F2cuKkjB re: giant ribs.

FTW: Opie’s brisket and tater tot casserole. Black’s giant ribs. Austin Chronicle food editor’s banana pudding.

“Sorry, ma’am. Did you say ‘tater tot casserole’?” #sxsw #bbq

Umbrellas! Get your umbrellas here!

$20 with your #sxsw badge!
$50 if you’re a hipster!

Despite solar flares, tornadoes in Texas, and traveling with sketchy electronics, I’ve made it to Austin. Ahead of schedule, too. #SXSW

Austin! I am in you! (@ Austin Bergstrom International Airport (AUS) w/ 298 others) http://t.co/kiGLvrG9

I want to ask this woman at the airport, “badly rendered neck tattoo, or horrific birthmark?”