Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

4D ultrasound? That’s totally a gimmick, overpriced and… Holy crap! That’s my baby’s FACE!

Only 1.2% of college basketball players go on to be professionals. I suppose @PatMcCroryNC will want to cut out UNC athletics next.

#YouKnowYoureADaddyWhen someone asks about your hobbies and interests and you have to keep yourself from mentioning Elmo.

#YouKnowYoureADaddyWhen you know the best way to get animal cracker crumbs out of the 30-pin connector port on your iPad.

#YouKnowYoureADaddyWhen you know the time, color and consistency of someone else’s last poop.

#YouKnowYoureADaddyWhen you could survive being trapped in your car for days on nothing but crushed Cheerios and Goldfish crackers.

#YouKnowYoureADaddyWhen the song that’s been stuck in your head all day is from “Blue’s Clues”

CC: @hotdogsladies RT @Ihnatko Oh, man. If only there was some way I could actually go after this job at Apple… macrumors.com/2013/01/18/app…

Now that I’ve traded in my Mini, I have to resist the urge to wave to other Minis on the road. #daddydrivesahybrid

I wish @sugru came in rolls, like duct tape.