Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Whenever someone refers to the political process as “how the sausage is made” all I can think of is cooking and eating a politician.

I love the smell of the laser cutter in the morning. Smells like… productivity.

Infinite Painter app for Android adds PressurePen support: bit.ly/XjJ0jO

2013 is the year we all stop saying “Gangnam”, “Jepsen”, and “Kardashian”.

Please. Please. Please.

Ah, 70°. I missed you.
Now, go away. I want snow.

So the government has passed on the responsibilty of building a Death Star to private enterprise.

I was a few months behind on entering my expenses. Then @freshbooks added bank and credit card integration. Boom. Procrastination pays off.

Does your client refer to your budget as “the spend” and either the designer or their designs as “the creative”? You work for a douchebag.

I said, “I’m a logger.”
youtu.be/rGa9IvpooKI

Can you have a cat de-meowed? The cat in question is part Maine Coon, part car alarm.