15
Feb 13

Just to clarify: in Russia, the meteorite didn’t a…

Just to clarify: in Russia, the meteorite didn’t actually injure anyone. Its massive, sustained sonic boom and midair explosion did. #boooom


14
Feb 13

Thinking of getting a puppy for your Valentine? Ge…

Thinking of getting a puppy for your Valentine? Get a shelter dog. They’ll both love you more.


12
Feb 13

Meanwhile, my son’s bedtime tantrum enters hour tw…

Meanwhile, my son’s bedtime tantrum enters hour two.


11
Feb 13

The Pope is infallible. Until he decides he’s fall…

The Pope is infallible. Until he decides he’s fallible.


09
Feb 13

Drinkin’ beer and doin’ my taxes. What could go wr…

Drinkin’ beer and doin’ my taxes. What could go wrong?


03
Feb 13

Foohbaaaah! Foooobaaaahh! FOOOOHHBAAAAWWW! FUHBA…

Foohbaaaah!
Foooobaaaahh! FOOOOHHBAAAAWWW!
FUHBAWWWW!
(fubaw)


03
Feb 13

Remembering my days as a poor, ramen-eating design…

Remembering my days as a poor, ramen-eating design student. I just sharpened an x-acto blade to get a few more cuts out of it.


03
Feb 13

Taking probiotics and antibiotics, letting them fi…

Taking probiotics and antibiotics, letting them fight it out. So far, I’m losing.