Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Can any of my foursquare using friends explain the point of the Swarm app?

“Daddy, I want to go to the Apple store.”
“Why? What do you want to get from the Apple store?”
“Apples!”
Whew.

How I Met Your Dick
or
How I Dick Your Mother

@DrewFromTV #ReplaceShowNamesWithDick

Only Michael Bay would think that the Ninja Turtles would wear samurai armor.

Ninja. Turtles.

Nothing quite as satisfying as sending out an invoice from a coffee shop, and getting paid before you finish your latte. Thanks @freshbooks

Soccer isn’t just a sport, it’s a religion.

That gives me two reasons to not care about World Cup.

Thanks, Fitbit, for reminding me to park at the back of the lot to get more steps. Maybe next time, remind me to bring an umbrella, too.

ow.ly/i/5QHqw yes, I buy wine based on the graphic design on the label.

Funny how much more responsive a server is when it’s not hosting 16 concurrent VNC sessions.