Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Can anyone create a new X-Prize?

I propose $1 million to the botanist who develops a way to de-stinkify my neighborhood’s Bradford Pears.

“This law is not about discrimination”

(This law is about extending to people like me the right to discriminate against people not like me)

Dang, people in this place are rude. Just staring.

Oh.

I’m sitting under the TV, and there’s a basketball game on.

Some people just have no empathy.

I know exactly how they feel.

Please be patient while I berate @ipowerhosting for screwing up installing an SSL certificate in the most horrific way possible.

In case anyone has been trying to contact me, my mail server is currently experiencing an existential crisis.

Will this irrational pi day nonsense keep going on forever? It’s interminable.

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HE ATEN’T DEAD.

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