23
Jun 13

Maybe Paula Deen would be more popular in Italy th…

Maybe Paula Deen would be more popular in Italy than I thought.
mobile.nytimes.com/2013/06/23/wor…


22
Jun 13

Let’s just lock Paula Deen and Kanye West in a roo…

Let’s just lock Paula Deen and Kanye West in a room together, and let them hash out who is the most awful.


16
Jun 13

Look for the guy with baby barf stains on his shou…

Look for the guy with baby barf stains on his shoulders, and wish him happy father’s day.


10
Jun 13

Looking forward to the influx of novelty R2D2 and…

Looking forward to the influx of novelty R2D2 and soda/beer themed Mac Pro “skins”.


10
Jun 13

It’s not a new Mac Pro, but I’ve released some new…

It’s not a new Mac Pro, but I’ve released some new hardware of my own: ow.ly/1Xh0o2


09
Jun 13

Excuse me, sir. Could you not smoke that electroni…

Excuse me, sir. Could you not smoke that electronic cigarette in here? I don’t want to inhale second hand d-bag.


15
May 13

That feeling when you can’t think of a word and it…

That feeling when you can’t think of a word and it’s right on the tip of your… isotope! Dammit, that has been bugging me all day. Isotope.


11
May 13

My new favorite thing about The Avengers is that t…

My new favorite thing about The Avengers is that the Spanish title is Los Vengadores.


11
May 13

Timey wimey wibbly wobbly. http://t.co/MsL3QhYRo3

Timey wimey wibbly wobbly. gloveandboots.com/?p=222


07
May 13

May the seventh be with you! Um, what?

May the seventh be with you! Um, what?