ISO freelance ninja. Please send CV.
17
Dec 14
Well, that’s what I get for making assumptions.
Well, that’s what I get for making assumptions.
15
Dec 14
If it’s a legitimately immaculate conception, the…
If it’s a legitimately immaculate conception, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
13
Dec 14
Can someone ladysplain this mansplaining thing to…
Can someone ladysplain this mansplaining thing to me?
12
Dec 14
Did I just hear Cookie Monster rhyme “scintilla” w…
Did I just hear Cookie Monster rhyme “scintilla” with “vanilla” in a song to the tune of Sinatra’s “My Way”?
Yes. Yes I did.
11
Dec 14
The world needs a super-powered team-up between @T…
The world needs a super-powered team-up between @TheScienceGuy and @altonbrown.
Like Green Lantern and Green Arrow, but with bow ties.
09
Dec 14
The recipe begins, “melt two sticks of butter and…
The recipe begins, “melt two sticks of butter and one cup of sugar”
Must be December.
09
Dec 14
According to this message I saved in my inbox from…
According to this message I saved in my inbox from 1997, the first step to email hoarding recovery is admitting you have a problem.
09
Dec 14
Malaria down 50% in Africa: http://t.co/pUdaNFmsRO…
Malaria down 50% in Africa: theverge.com/2014/12/9/7359…
Measles up 6000% in the US: gizmodo.com/the-soaring-u-…
Please send help.
08
Dec 14
The Ferrari FXXK: it finally says what everyone is…
The Ferrari FXXK: it finally says what everyone is thinking. F**k you if you own a Ferrari.