CNN: where we’ll spend ten minutes on the Presidential Acid Reflux, then wait until the top of the hour to cover a FUCKING PLANE CRASH IN DC
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Nov 14
So… Ebola. Is that a thing I should still be wor…
So… Ebola. Is that a thing I should still be worried about?
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Nov 14
The new Star Wars Teaser Trailer is pretty good, b…
The new Star Wars Teaser Trailer is pretty good, but all the best parts were in the Teaser Trailer’s Teaser Trailer.
26
Nov 14
There’s something to be said of the gas station me…
There’s something to be said of the gas station men’s room where the racist graffiti is misspelled.
Something. Not sure what.
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Nov 14
*mumblegrumble* B: Daddy, why did you call the peo…
*mumblegrumble*
B: Daddy, why did you call the people in those other cars funky?
Me: Funky people? Yes. Funky is the word I used.
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Nov 14
Spoilers for Downton series 5: We will see more o…
Spoilers for Downton series 5:
We will see more of the children this season, running through, or out of, scenes in two or more episodes.
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Nov 14
Spoilers for Downton series 5: Branson will have…
Spoilers for Downton series 5:
Branson will have Controversial Ideas, decide not to share them with Robert. He shares them with Robert.
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Nov 14
Spoilers for Downton series 5: Thomas will walk a…
Spoilers for Downton series 5:
Thomas will walk a fine line between being a sympathetic outsider and getting his teeth kicked in.
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Nov 14
Spoilers for Downton series 5: The Dowager’s disa…
Spoilers for Downton series 5:
The Dowager’s disapproving eyebrows attain new heights as they escape her forehead entirely.