After finding the mailbox empty on Columbus Day, the boy had to know who Columbus was, and why he gets a holiday.
10
Oct 14
When someone says “Stop” part of me still says “co…
When someone says “Stop” part of me still says “collaborate and listen.”
06
Oct 14
Shipping was less than expected? And you refunded…
Shipping was less than expected? And you refunded me the difference?
You, sir, win eBay!
06
Oct 14
Thanks, CNN. The latest nightmare fuel for this da…
Thanks, CNN. The latest nightmare fuel for this daddy is the phrase “asymptomatic at bedtime, but dead by morning.”
Fuck.
03
Oct 14
The government is all like “We are the only ones t…
The government is all like “We are the only ones that should have encryption!”
Odd they never take that same stance with guns.
03
Oct 14
Jony Ive doesn’t do keynotes for fear he will brea…
Jony Ive doesn’t do keynotes for fear he will break into Howard Hughes from the Aviator
“Diamond chamfered edges!
Diamond chamfered edges!”
03
Oct 14
You know Jony Ive hates it when this happens. ht…
You know Jony Ive hates it when this happens.
03
Oct 14
Not even Samhain, and already stores are decoratin…
Not even Samhain, and already stores are decorating for Isaac Newton’s Birthday.
01
Oct 14
WTF, @Netflix. In my son’s *KIDS* profile to rate…
WTF, @netflix. In my son’s *KIDS* profile to rate some shows for him to watch. First suggestion was Breaking Bad.