Something to be said about lunching in a Pho restaurant, with a gathering of Vietnam vets at the next table.
Not sure what, but something.
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Dec 13
11 months of the year, “trim the tree” means takin…
11 months of the year, “trim the tree” means taking things off it. This time of year it’s just the opposite. Go home English. You’re drunk.
03
Dec 13
It took a while, but it looks like I may finally g…
It took a while, but it looks like I may finally get my HERF gun: arstechnica.com/security/2013/…
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Nov 13
Dumb enough to go shopping today? You probably did…
Dumb enough to go shopping today? You probably didn’t immunize your kids either. It’s measles for Christmas!
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Nov 13
Planning to go shopping tomorrow? FUCK YOU. You a…
Planning to go shopping tomorrow?
FUCK YOU. You are part of the problem.
21
Nov 13
Major spoiler for those not yet watching Downton A…
Major spoiler for those not yet watching Downton Abbey season 4:
The writers are utter bastards.
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Nov 13
When a client asks me to add a fax number to their…
When a client asks me to add a fax number to their website, I die a little inside.
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Nov 13
W00t! This month my models on @shapeways earned me…
W00t! This month my models on @shapeways earned me enough to pay for… shipping on the pieces I’ve already bought. shapeways.com/model/1341537/…
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Nov 13
How to get NSA employees’ passwords: NSA Employee,…
How to get NSA employees’ passwords:
NSA Employee, “Can you help me fix my email?”
Snowden, “Again? Okay. What’s your password?”