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HE DOESN’T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON!

Whew… I couldn’t hold that in any longer.

When I get my Google glasses, I’ll set them to only respond when I say “Hello, computer” like Scotty in Star Trek III. #okglass

Germany, in what world is a chocolate bar filled with marzipan called “sport”? bit.ly/WRXvxY

After a long, slow decline, today we said goodbye to another of our cats. No more furry friends left in the house.

Anybody in Raleigh have a Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 I could borrow?

My problem with cosplay is that there aren’t enough middle-aged, overweight super heroes to go around. Get on that, @Marvel!

If your system has no problem automatically subscribing my anti-spam address, why does it come back as “invalid” when I try to unsubscribe?

Just to clarify: in Russia, the meteorite didn’t actually injure anyone. Its massive, sustained sonic boom and midair explosion did. #boooom

Thinking of getting a puppy for your Valentine? Get a shelter dog. They’ll both love you more.

Meanwhile, my son’s bedtime tantrum enters hour two.