Resolutions for 2015:
1. Stop making useless lists.
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Jan 15
Resolutions for 2015: 1. Stop making useless lists…
30
Dec 14
I mentally add a hundred or so steps to my fitbit…
I mentally add a hundred or so steps to my fitbit count each day, to account for my daily “Where the hell did I leave my fitbit?” time.
29
Dec 14
My phone now recognizes my voice saying “Okay Goog…
My phone now recognizes my voice saying “Okay Google”. What it needs to do is recognize my wife’s voice saying “Honey, please remember…”
28
Dec 14
RT @a2_4am: 4boot boot0: 19 lines of code to boot…
RT @a2_4am: 4boot boot0: 19 lines of code to boot the world from nothing http://t.co/QqQyitIo7x
28
Dec 14
Just watched some kids “make it rain” with the fak…
Just watched some kids “make it rain” with the fake money at Marbles (kids museum)
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Dec 14
Now, It’s time for the annual viewing of How the G…
Now, It’s time for the annual viewing of How the Grinch Stole Boxing Day.
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Dec 14
According to the notches I’ve made in this rock, t…
According to the notches I’ve made in this rock, the days are getting longer again. So the Great Night Goat is no longer devouring the sun.
24
Dec 14
Now that Apple patched the NTP security bug, my sy…
Now that Apple patched the NTP security bug, my system clock is no longer set to “Hack All The Things”
Cc: @hak5darren