Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Recipes for a bucket of freshly caught crawfish. Go!

A lottery ticket vending machine? Brilliant! They should put one of these next to every ATM.

#Hooliganism is actually a pretty cool name for a band.

RT @GrinchNeutron Q: How much did @MittRomney pay for his haircut?
A: Nothing. It was just a youthful prank.

Please stop comparing Oscar Pistorius to “able bodied” athletes. Clearly, his body is just as “able” as theirs. #GoBladeRunnerGo

My son’s generation will ponder the gay marriage debate the way we do doctors endorsing smoking and the mildly racist things grandma says.

Ever have one of those clients that… follow you on twitter and you can’t ever say anything snarky about them?

That’s right, twitter. Yoko Ono just declared, “free pussy riot!”

I wonder if Kenneth ever did tell that guy what the frequency was.

Based on the amount of money they waste on sending me unwanted mail, it seems like the RNC is trying to save the USPS single-handed.