22
Jul 12

Is it possible my toddler has …

Is it possible my toddler has restless leg syndrome? And restless arm? And restless everything? #noSleepTilPuberty


21
Jul 12

If only there were some way fo…

If only there were some way for drivers to indicate to one another which direction they were turning at an intersection…


20
Jul 12

Microsoft Word v5 = $495. v201…

Microsoft Word v5 = $495. v2010 = $139.
Adobe Photoshop v5 = $600. vCS6 = $699.
@Adobe You’re doing it wrong.


17
Jul 12

When my son gets older, I hope…

When my son gets older, I hope the Girl Scouts will have started accepting boys.
http://t.co/Q5GIzBFJ


16
Jul 12

RT @bruces http://t.co/ZXazwX5…

RT @bruces http://t.co/ZXazwX5d Canada’s plastic money can’t stand the heat of… Canada? #MassiveClimateHoax


15
Jul 12

I’ll let you deny climate chan…

I’ll let you deny climate change all you want, as long as you build your big new house on the outer banks.


15
Jul 12

I’ll let you deny climate chan…

I’ll let you deny climate change all you want, as long as you build your big new house on the outer banks.


13
Jul 12

I am the operator of my pocket…

I am the operator of my pocket calculator. #Kraftwerk


07
Jul 12

Gas prices going down? In the …

Gas prices going down? In the summer? Big oil losing profits? Totally Obama’s fault!


07
Jul 12

100° and sunny. Two shady par…

100° and sunny. Two shady parking spaces, and you’re parked in both. You win. #assholeoftheday