20
Jul 11

Sesame Street meets Beastie Bo…

Sesame Street meets Beastie Boys. Watch.

http://j.mp/p1Py51


18
Jul 11

only reply to this tweet if yo…

only reply to this tweet if you’re a spambot.

iphone, ipad, apple, tablet, playbook, touchpad, macbook


16
Jul 11

Looking forward to finally get…

Looking forward to finally getting my much-delayed, back-ordered xbmc remote. Hopefully, it’s worth the wait. http://bit.ly/o55GDV


16
Jul 11

I texted the wrong number lady…

I texted the wrong number lady to tell her she had the wrong number, but it’s a landline.


16
Jul 11

Wrong number. Me “Hello” Femal…

Wrong number.
Me “Hello”
Female voice “Hi. Call me.”
*click*
Me “um. Hello?”


15
Jul 11

That chirping sound just outsi…

That chirping sound just outside the back door? The flashlight reveals… flying squirrels! #Nocturnalcuteness


15
Jul 11

Choked up. Watching my high sc…

Choked up. Watching my high school marching band performance from 1992 on youtube. http://ow.ly/5FFf3 #nostalgia


14
Jul 11

Apparently two hundred-degree …

Apparently two hundred-degree days in a row is what we must go through to get a drive-with-the-windows-down, eat-lunch-outside beautiful day


10
Jul 11

The “nearby” posts on g+ are a pretty good indicator of my neighborhood’s political leanings. By …

The "nearby" posts on g+ are a pretty good indicator of my neighborhood's political leanings. By neighborhood, I mean north Raleigh. By leanings I mean misinformed gullibility.

Evans Mill, Raleigh, North Carolina


10
Jul 11

I was going to write something…

I was going to write something funny, but the book actually exists. “Fertility For Dummies” http://bit.ly/otjTUU #makeyourownjoke