Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Fireworks at midnight new year’s eve? Fine. But why at 7:49?

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Like drinking 80 proof honey.

No 3D printer under the tree. Oh well, I guess I’ll keep @shapeways in business for another year.

Keeping the Saturn in Saturnalia.

Also, the Ale.

Add one more to the list of “I didn’t know that was a thing until it was banned on Amazon”: Sasquatch erotica. io9.com/amazon-is-maki…

Okay, Pandora. Get ready to write a big check to Vince Guaraldi.

More embarrassing in a political tweet, comparing Obamacare to the Nazis, or using then instead of than?

I think I just realized that I qualify as “adult supervision”

How did that happen?

The lady at the post office said it would cost extra to handle my package because it had too much girth.

That’s what she said.

Freelancers: never work for the exposure. The only people for whom exposure pays the bills are strippers.

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