Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

My third reaction to watching “Blade Trinity”:
“Holy crap. Is that Jessica Biel?”

My second reaction to watching “Blade Trinity”:
“Holy crap. Is that Ryan Reynolds?”

My first reaction to watching “Blade Trinity”:
“Holy crap. Is that Parker Posey?”

I’ll compromise with you, FAA. During the parts of a flight I can’t use my electronics, you should mandate that the people around me STFU.

We asked for Mojo Nixon. They said “He don’t work here.”

Ever have one of those days when you get a Dead Milkmen song stuck in your head for no apparent reason? #punkrockgirl

Cautionary tale of the day: redneck with a neck tattoo, 2 kids under 2, very pregnant girlfriend with face piercings. Not that I’m judging.

Selling off one of my first Mac hacks:
http://t.co/EETjLyxs

Seeing much strife about maps in iOS6. Why didn’t Apple just webkit openstreetmaps? #mapicide

Free queso day at Moe’s.
#notforthelactoseintolerant