Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

I think the term “domestic terrorist” must have been coined by someone raising a two-year-old.

The BBC thought that deep fried candy bars were an urban myth. http://t.co/nRfIfthG

What do you do with a two year old insomniac? Do they make chewable Ambien?

If you sell kid- or family-oriented products, your showroom should really be open on Labor Day. #TakeMyMoney

Getting certified to cut stuff with frickin’ lasers. (@ Techshop Raleigh Durham) http://t.co/ZBfTGxgi

Until Google+ and Picasa photos are all accessible through Google Drive, I’m using this: https://t.co/Z2rzvpfX

I don’t know what baffles me more: that I’m getting dinner at a Cracker Barrel, or that the gift shop has Christmas decorations already.

Apple to Samsung: “Make it an even billion. You can keep the small change.”

S’mores upgraded: giant roasters marshmallows, Nutella, pretzel crackers. #saltysweet

S’mores upgraded: giant roasters marshmallows, Nutella.