05
Aug 12

Why do some of the apps on my …

Why do some of the apps on my phone use a floppy disk icon for the “save” button? #anachronism


03
Aug 12

Just a reminder: don’t rub you…

Just a reminder: don’t rub your eyes after chopping up peppers. Even mild or sweet ones. #ouchouchouch


03
Aug 12

Just a reminder: don’t rub you…

Just a reminder: don’t rub your eyes after chopping up peppers. Even mild or sweet ones. #ouchouchouch


01
Aug 12

The birthdays in my calendar a…

The birthdays in my calendar app somehow lost their birth years, which reset to 0 at some point, then to 2000. Happy 12th birthday everyone.


27
Jul 12

Mary Poppins. Mr. Bean. Voldem…

Mary Poppins. Mr. Bean. Voldemort. But no Doctor? No TARDIS?

At least there was a NeXT cube.


26
Jul 12

What’s the typographical equiv…

What’s the typographical equivalent of sarcastic air quotes?


26
Jul 12

Dear Jackson family, We only p…

Dear Jackson family,
We only put up with you because of Michael. Now, please go away. We miss him, too.


25
Jul 12

RT @importantshock The mayor o…

RT @importantshock The mayor of Boston tells Chick-fil-A, in so many words, to fuck off: http://t.co/f6kxmiVR /via @LettersOfNote


24
Jul 12

The term “brogrammer” is offen…

The term “brogrammer” is offensive to me. I prefer “broveloper”.


24
Jul 12

So, Michael was the stable, gr…

So, Michael was the stable, grounded Jackson. Who knew.